Today, in gym, our class was made to run the track. Being the athlete that I am, I proceeded to walk and talk with my friends. At one point, I was talking to this boy I have a crush on. All of a sudden, one of the middle schoolers in the field kicked a soccer ball towards us. It was speeding towards my crush's head, I promptly pushed him aside and punched the ball. It was a total, uncharacteristically ninja moment, the ball got a lot of air from my punch. Watching it sail away, my crush said in a Scottish accent, "You'd make a fair beater." I'm in love. MCIM (My Crush is Magical)
I go to a Preforming Arts School. I was in class and was humming the Harry Potter theme song. All of a sudden, the Malfoy-like boy next to me murmurred, "Mudblood." My boyfriend pointed his broken pencil at the boy and screamed "EAT SLUGS MALFOY". MLIM.
I fell on the sidewalk walking home from school today. I rushed home eager to use one of my dinosaur band-aids. I opened the medicine cabinet only to find no dinosaur band-aids. I emailed my boyfriend telling him how disappointed I was. The next day at school, he rushed into first period holding a box of band-aids with dinosaurs in race cars on them, and asking,"Will these work?" He's the one.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about weddings and getting married. Because he celebrates pi day every year, I suggested getting married on March 14, 2015. He asked if we could have pie instead of cake. I think we just set a date and he's worth waiting the 5 years for. MLIA
A few weeks ago I went to Walgreens at 9pm and bought a package of pads, some Midol, and a candy bar. The guy behind the counter was really cute, so I tried to avoid eye contact with him so I didn't embarass myself. He rang all my stuff up and told me the total. I was fixing to swipe my credit card when he said "Hang on..." He then proceeded to push a few buttons and my total was lowered by three bucks. Thanks cute counter guy for knowing when girls need a little sympathy. MLIA.
Today, I asked my Spanish teacher if I could stay in her class to kill time. She didn't care, she asked if I could watch her class while she go use the bathroom. She left the class, I was in her chair playing on the laptop. A few kids came into the classroom, they asked me if I was their sub. Right after I said yes, my boyfriend happened to be in this class. He walk up to me and gives me a kiss. The look on their face were priceless. MLIA.
Today, I though I'd try the Yahoo vs. Google thing. I proceeded to type "I love my" into both yahoo and google. Yahoo suggested "i love my boyfriend", while google said "I love my ducks". Google wins; Ducks are better. MLIA
Today, out of extreme boredom, my friends and I went to Walmart. We walked around aimlessly for several minutes before we stumbled upon the Edward Cullen dolls in the toy section. We spent the rest of the evening relocating them to microwaves, trash cans, the lingerie section, and the freezer with the lean cuisines. MLIA.
Today, I became a fan of, "Remus Lupin would kill Jacob Black in a werewolf fight." I made my own day. MLIHJP
ok this is getting long, i better stop :)
